Message to my future self

It has been brought to my attention that I should be carefull about what I post on this site because it will be here forever and could be incriminating to me in the future, especially since I have political ambition. This is good advice I suppose, however looking back on my blog the most incriminating things people will see is that I'm not an animal rights activist ( ei I hate chicken ducks) and I'm a nerd (I like star trek). But it did give me an idea! I COULD SEND MESSAGES TO MYSELF IN THE FUTURE!!!! SO I've thought long and hard about what I want to tell my future self and here it is :

So your prolly a lawyer by now (I am assuming your around thirty) so I think its time you took the earing out. Seriously you look ridiculous and your kids will make fun of you if they are old enough they prolly aren't though. By the way, good job on marrying liz you made a good choice and name one of your kids Jackson Smith no matter what liz says (she isnt that boss of you,...well maybe not of me yet, but of you I guess so, but she's gorgeously hot so we don't mind). Make sure that you still like family guy and the simpsons. Make liz watch some episodes everyday. And if she doesn't tell her that you watched an endless amount of friends episodes when you were 19 so she owes you.....And if its not to much to ask have lots of sex for me dude cause I can't yet.