On Throwing Chairs through window's

So I was at work yesterday and I was walking toward one of the tables I was waiting on to offer them some more freshly brewed ice tea when some people got up and began to leave. There is nothing out of the ordinary about this accept when I stepped aside a friend of mine named Allen almost plowed into them. He then turned to me and said, "You make a lowsy window." and returned to work. I stopped a moment to think of myself as a window. Then I thought what if I chair crashed through me?

I then threw a peanut at his head. This is the best part of work. You can throw peanuts at whoever you want to. In fact I encourage guests to throw peanuts at me to get my attention if they need me for anything. None have done this yet.