Colonel of Beer

I was offered a beer today by a Colonel in the United States Army. I glanced over at my future father in law who had just declined a beer in favor of a jug sized cup of sweet tea and thought,

"This may do irreputable damage if I even joke about accepting the beer."

So why was I thinking that it would be funny. (sigh)

The reason I believe is that I have self destructive tendancies! I guess its the same reason I used to wressle poodles to the death.