upon discovering your girlfriend has a twin
I have just stumbled upon an amazing and slightly disturbing discovery. My girlfriend has a twin. Not like an evil twin, but one that is almost exactly the same as her, even in personality (aka MIND TWIN!!), which may be worse because they conive and plot together. My suspicions were started when I would see her at one point in the day and she would be wearing one outfit and then I would see her later that night and she would be wearing a totally different one. She also changes her mind about stuff all the time. And also I believe this is why I think I tell her somthing and she says I didn't really tell her which I just accepted as me having poor communitcation skills which appearently is just simple not true, ITS THE TWIN!(now thats just mean makeing me think that about myself) I confronted her about it and she said yes I caught them...very sneaky liz and....liz 2, but the jig is up. I have exposed your plot to take over the world via ....twin..dom......So what do you do when you discover your girlfriend has a twin? Ask them to go out with you both at the same time, cause seriously then you would totally look like the biggest stud known to man......
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Yeah I know Im a complete dork, but if you read my past post about star trek you would know Ive come to peace with that.
I'm not gonna lie, you are one lucky man. Double Liz? You mean like, Double Complete Happiness? Is that even possible? All I ask, Mike, is that I can have one of them.
Question: do they both have radically fundamentalist outlooks on politics, or is one of them actually reasonable? Not that it really matters, but I can't help wishing one of them was pro-gun-control. I mean, do we really need guns? Look at all the senseless killing about you. Do you see? Guns did that.
"Hey John, remember the other day when you asked me the definition of irony and I said..."
lol funny man doug. "happiness is a warm gun (bang bang shoot shoot)" whoever can name the song title and band wins ...a prize! a whole blog post about them..and liz and liz 2 you guys dont count cause you already know.
Yeah, this amuses me and I laughed so hard!!
Sorry Doug,I think my twin is more radically conservaive than even I... lol, but I'll ask her.
I think it is all funny as well!!
Oh.. beatles, from the White album... i wasn't the one in the car at the time.
Liz, I'm afraid the contest required you to list the sopng title as well. The title to this particular Beatles' song, Mike, is "Happiness is a Warm Gun." The song was written by John Lennon in England (unlike most of the White Album) on back-to-back weekend acid trips. The seemingly disjointed collection of events comes from things in the news about that time. (Yes, I know I've told you all this before).
Alright, here's a song. Name the artist and song title. "I'm already somebody's baby..."
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