A Num Chuck

I was studying for a test last night and a friend of mine walked by and was wielding some nifty num chucks. Me being ever interesting in things of that sort and since michaelangelo was my favorite teen aged mutant ninja turtle, I asked him, "may I see that archaic piece of feudal japanese history."
to which he responded, "why yes you may"
So as I was admiring the weapon, my wonderful and beautiful girlfriend asked me if she could "play" with it. After Reece gave a nod I gave them to her. Then she was swinging them around. And the she was swinging them at my leg. Then she swung the num chuck into my balls.

I'm still not fully recovered.