concerning time portals

You know what doug you are absolutely right. What I am about to post on the internet for all to see must be kept in absolute obscurity. We were caught in a time portal. We were stranded for years. But whats more it was like an alternate universe. We were caught in an epic struggle for the survival of man kind. Eventually the price of our freedom fighting was being stranded out on the Galapagoes islands which is completely deserted save for a few political prisoners which turned to canabalism. So as me and my tired friend sat in bewilderment for the enslavement of mankind we found a portal back to our universe. We thought, "man doug is really gonna wonder where we went." but to our surprize as we materialized on my boat we saw you on the dock as if we had never left. Kyle and I swore an oath of secrecy so the pandora's box of the time portal to another universe would never be discovered and used for evil. For if that dark visage of humanity were to trickle over to our side of the looking glass..... God help us all.