Monday, July 24, 2006

Older Woman

In highschool it was a joke that only middle aged women ever found me attractive. This was fairly amusing, although admittedly more so for others then for me because I was alway worried that it was true. At work I wait on many older woman. Most of the time it goes by unworthy of note however tonight one older lady who perhaps had had to much to drink apparently had something to say on the matter.

"Mike," (she leaned closer and I as a matter of formality did the same)

"Mike, has anyone ever told you that you look like Mel Gibson? I mean your voice and your facial expressions too."

I was completely surprized by this turn of events. I had been hit on by a beer drinking 60 to 70 year old with one of those old lady perms.

She left me a really good tip....

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

What Ho!

"The cactus where your heart should be,
Has Lovely little flowers,
And though its always pricking me,
My ardure never sours,

I stick because
I'm stuck because
I just can't tear myself aaaappart."

--The Magnetic Fields

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Click, Adam Sandler, and Pascal

"Let each one examine his thoughts, and he will find them all occupied with the past and the future. We scarcely ever think of the present; and if we think of it, it is only to take light from it to arrange the future. The present is never our end. The past and the present are our means; the future alone is our end. So we never live, but we hope to live; and, as we are always preparing to be happy, it is inevitable we should never be so."

--Blaise Pascal, Pensees

Looks Like Adam Sandler has been reading Pensees. I knew that the Opra man was deep.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

A 4th with no fireworks

I had to work today. I did not get to celebrate the 4th at all. Last night I celebrated my lovely fiance's birthday (which is on the 4th). (sigh)

The devil wears prada....wow

Superman WOW!!!