Older Woman
In highschool it was a joke that only middle aged women ever found me attractive. This was fairly amusing, although admittedly more so for others then for me because I was alway worried that it was true. At work I wait on many older woman. Most of the time it goes by unworthy of note however tonight one older lady who perhaps had had to much to drink apparently had something to say on the matter.
"Mike," (she leaned closer and I as a matter of formality did the same)
"Mike, has anyone ever told you that you look like Mel Gibson? I mean your voice and your facial expressions too."
I was completely surprized by this turn of events. I had been hit on by a beer drinking 60 to 70 year old with one of those old lady perms.
She left me a really good tip....